- Do you know karate? ‘Cause your body is really kickin’.
- Man: You look life my first wife… Girl:how many have you had? Man:none.
- You can fall off a building, you can fall out a tree, but baby, the best way to fall is in love with me.
- Hello, I’m a thief, and I’m here to steal your heart.
- If you were the new burger at McDonalds you would be the Mcgorgeous!
- Are your legs tired, because you’ve been running through my mind all day long.
- Hey I just realized this, but you look alot like my next girlfriend.
- If you were a booger I’d pick you first.
- Baby your’e like a student and I am like a math book, you solve all my problems
- I wish you were DSL so I could get high-speed access.
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