Funny Love Quotes 9
Love is like a war:Easy to begin Hard to end!–Ancient Proverbs
Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery. —Erma Bombeck
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.—Zsa Zsa Gabor
My wife and I were happy for 20 years – then we met.-Rodney Dangerfield
Love is like pi – natural, irrational, and very important.–Lisa Hoffman
Men aren’t necessities, they’re luxuries.– Cher
In love women are professionals, men are amateurs. —Francois Truffaut
The most happy marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman– Coleridge
By the time you swear you’re his,Shivering and sighing,And he vows his passion is infinite, undying -Lady, make note of this: One of you is lying. —Dorothy Parker
Love can never give too much, But those of us who love Can give in too much. —Alfred Stuart Jr.
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