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Funny Love Quotes 3

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I love being married. It’s so great to find one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.– Rita Rudner

The music business was not safe, but it was FUN. It was like falling in love with a woman you know is bad for you, but you love every minute with her, anyway.–Lionel Richie

Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it, and it darts away.” – Dorothy Parker

It does not matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you do not do it in the street and frighten the horses. – Mrs. Patrick Campbell

First love is only a little foolishness and a lot of curiosity.–George Bernard Shaw

The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret.--Henry Youngman

Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age – as your beauty fades, so will his eyesight.– Phyllis Diller

All tragedies are finished by a death, all comedies by a marriage.– Lord Byron

Never find a complete person to love rather make him/her complete with your love. —Unknown

Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.Anonymous



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Note: I would like to acknowledge menshealth.com,familylawwebguide.com.au and  health.wikinut.com for the pictures used in this post.

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