Funny Love Quotes 2

Funny Love Quotes 2

I’ve had bad luck with both my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t. —Patrick Murray.

Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who’ll give you a little love, a little affection, a little tenderness? It means you’re in the wrong house, that’s what it means.–
George Burns.

In my house I’m the boss, my wife is just the decision maker.–Woody Allen.

The most effective way to remember your wife’s birthday

is to forget it once–Unknown

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.–Melanie Griffith
Marry a stupid woman, it will stop you looking stupid yourself. —Moliere

You can’t put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories. —Melanie Clark

A woman knows how to keep quiet when she is in the right, whereas a man, when he is in the right, will keep on talking. —Malcolm de Chazal

The great question… which I have not been able to answer… is, “What… does a woman want?”–Freud


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