Funny Love Quotes 4

Funny Love Quotes 4
When we got married I told my wife “If you leave me, I’m going with you. And she never did.– James Fineous McBride
Marrying a man is like buying something you’ve been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn’t always go with everything else in the house.—Jean Kerr
Love is fun but, it is not going to pay the bills.–Jessica Martin

Never go to bed mad — stay up and fight. — Phyllis Diller

Once you have loved someone, you’d do anything in the world for them… except love them again.– Anonymous

Love has the power of making you believe what you would normally treat with the deepest suspicion.- Mirabeau

Funny Love Quotes 4

Whenever someone asks me to define love, I usually think for a minute, then I spin around and pin the guy’s arm behind his back. NOW who’s asking the questions? – Deep Thoughts (Saturday Night Live)–Jack Handey

Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name.

Joan Rivers

True love is like seeing ghosts; we all talk about it, but few of us have ever seen one.

 La Rochefoucauld

A woman might as well propose: her husband will claim she did.— Edgar Watson Howe


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