Funny Love Quotes 5

Funny Love Quotes 5

Women marry men hoping they will change. Men marry women hoping they will not. So each is inevitably disappointed.— Albert Einstein

You know it’s love when you want to keep holding hands even after you’re sweaty.— Anonymous

If you want peace in the house, do what your wife wants.–African Proverbs

Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour. Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute. That’s relativity.— Albert Einstein

Men make the highs higher and the lows more frequent.–Unknown Author

The four most important words in any marriage…”I’ll do the dishes.”–Unknown Author

No man is truly married until he understands every word his wife is NOT saying.–Unknown Author

If women didn’t exist all the money in the world would have no meaning.–Aristotle Onassis

In their hearts women think that it is men’s business to earn money and theirs to spend it.–Arthur Schopenhauer

Men only have two faults… What they do, and what they say!.–Unknown Author

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