Funny Love Quotes 6

Funny Love Quotes 6

It is a curious thought, but it is only when you see people looking ridiculous that you realize just how much you love them.–Agatha Christie

The last time I was inside a woman was when I went to the Statue of Liberty.— Woody Allen

Sex without love is an empty experience, but as empty experiences go, it’s one of the best.— Woody Allen

You can’t buy love on eBay. –Unknown Author

“A man falls in love through his eyes, a woman through her ears.”–Woodrow Wyatt

When a man opens the door of his car for his wife, you can be sure of one thing: either the car is new or the wife is.–Unknown Author

Some pray to marry the man they love, my prayer will somewhat vary: I humbly pray to heaven above that I love the man I marry.–Rose Pastor Stokes

Love is a grave mental disease.— Plato

Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with?— Rita Rudner

The only time a woman really succeeds in changing a man is when he’s a baby.— Natalie Wood


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