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Funny Love Quotes 7

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Shopping is better than sex. At least if you’re not satisfied, you can exchange it for something you really like.— Adrienne Gusoff

Many a young lady does not realize just how strong her love for a young man is until he fails to pass the approval test with her parents.–Source Unknown

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.–David Bissonette

Love may be blind but marriage is a real eye-opener! — Unknown

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place. —Billy Crystal

Lust fades, so you’d better be with someone who can stand you.–The Story of Us

Then there was a man who said, “I never knew what real happiness was until I got married; by then it was too late.”– Unknown

When a woman steals your husband, there is no better revenge than to let her keep him– Unknown

Love – a wildly misunderstood although highly desirable malfunction of the heart which weakens the brain, causes eyes to sparkle, cheeks to glow, blood pressure to rise and the lips to pucker.–Unknown

If sex is such a natural phenomenon, how come there are so many books on how to do it? Unknown Author

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Note: I would like to acknowledge marieclaire.com,fuelyourphotography.com, pairsvirginia.com for the pictures used in this post.

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