Funny Love Quotes 8

Funny Love Quotes 8

Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.–Hoosier Farmer

A man is already halfway in love with any woman who listens to him. —Brendan Francis

God help the man who won’t marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if he finds her.–Benjamin Tillett

Love is an electric blanket with somebody else in control of the switch. —Cathy Carlyle

Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law–Unknown

Bachelors should be heavily taxed. It is not fair that some men should be happier than others.Oscar Wilde

Love is like a game of chess: One false move and you’re mated.–Source Unknown

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing — and then marry him.— Cher

Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There’s no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere.–Julius Henry Marx

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? —Edith Ann


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