Funny Love Quotes 9

Funny Love Quotes 9

Love is like a war:Easy to begin Hard to end!–Ancient Proverbs

Marriage has no guarantees. If that’s what you’re looking for, go live with a car battery. —Erma Bombeck

A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.—Zsa Zsa Gabor

My wife and I were happy for 20 years – then we met.-Rodney Dangerfield

Love is like pi – natural, irrational, and very important.–Lisa Hoffman

Men aren’t necessities, they’re luxuries.– Cher

In love women are professionals, men are amateurs. —Francois Truffaut

The most happy marriage I can picture would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman– Coleridge

By the time you swear you’re his,Shivering and sighing,And he vows his passion is infinite, undying -Lady, make note of this: One of you is lying. —Dorothy Parker

Love can never give too much, But those of us who love Can give in too much. —Alfred Stuart Jr.


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